No One Said It Would be Easy

Just an everyday blue collar guy who loves his family. I once was on Twitter. I had a tweecwet life on there. I tell stories. I ramble. I play guitar and I even talk about my life once in awhile.
Good Morning Pretty Human Beings! We had a meeting at work last night about a fixture that fails often. They were trying to determine why they fail. I interjected that they fail because there are rubber o-rings and gaskets inside of it and all night and day long those rubbers have friction going on inside of them all night long. I couldn’t help myself from smiling because “that’s what she said” was in my head. I took it a little further by using the condom analogy. I said if you use a condom for 24 hours straight it will eventually fail. Even Trojan condoms aren’t that good. All the technicians were laughing, the pencil pushers were just smiling, but I know they laughed on the inside. The only problem now is I may have coined myself a nickname. People have been calling me Trojan man all night. As long as I don’t have to start handing out condoms I guess I’m okay with it. I wonder where I can find a Roman soldier helmet? Have a good day beautiful people.

Good Morning Pretty Human Beings!

We had a meeting at work last night about a fixture that fails often. They were trying to determine why they fail. I interjected that they fail because there are rubber o-rings and gaskets inside of it and all night and day long those rubbers have friction going on inside of them all night long. I couldn’t help myself from smiling because “that’s what she said” was in my head. I took it a little further by using the condom analogy. I said if you use a condom for 24 hours straight it will eventually fail. Even Trojan condoms aren’t that good. All the technicians were laughing, the pencil pushers were just smiling, but I know they laughed on the inside.

The only problem now is I may have coined myself a nickname. People have been calling me Trojan man all night. As long as I don’t have to start handing out condoms I guess I’m okay with it. I wonder where I can find a Roman soldier helmet?

Have a good day beautiful people.

  1. ceconix said: Look on a Dr. Who site. You can probably find a full Roman outfit.
  2. isemancometh said: Good job trouble-shooting, but I will call you Elastic Man!!! Obviously you were the only one flexible enough to understand the problem.
  3. neurotic-rob said: Funny stuff! :)