Forgive me Tumblr for I have sinned

I am jealous of Glenyrd, Misterprankster and TheChrisAngel because they’re much better musicians and singers than I am. When I post a video of me playing and it doesn’t get reblogged, I cry a little (not really) but it does hurt a little.

I pay very little attention to my follower count. If someone unfollows me I don’t notice right away. I use that Tumblr stalkr site once a month or so, if I’ve been following someone for while and they don’t follow back then I have to let them go, even if I like their stuff. If you unfollow me, I will unfollow you. I have unfollowed people first, then followed them back because I felt bad. If I notice you hearting me all the time and I don’t follow you I will follow you. If I notice that you stalk me, I will stalk you. I pay way more attention to my hearts than I should. I love my replies but I hardly ever respond to them either because I’m on my phone or I’m just too lazy.

I have crushes on a few women here. I would never cheat on my wife or leave her for a Tumblr person but it doesn’t stop me from crushing and flirting. I tend to crush towards women around my age or older. Not sure why that is, it’s just true.

I post pictures of myself just to get hearts because it makes me feel special.

I’ve posted what I think is some of my best writings at some of the worst times. Some of the worst times are during tweetups, Friday through Sunday. I’ve reblogged some of them later and they still didn’t do well. What I think is some of my best stuff is probably not.

I think Futurelotterywinner is hot and if I was a dude that was into dudes I would have lustful thoughts about him.

Some days I feel like if I don’t stop Tumbling, I’m going to go to hell. After writing this I feel like it even more. Don’t worry though I’m not turning away anytime soon.

I lied on my last post because I should have been asleep already.